You know Piers Morgan, one of the judges on the summer smash "America's Got Talent," and also winner of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice thing, right?

The Simon Cowell wannabe is quite a prominent figure at home in the U.K., and the former newspaper editor writes a column for the Daily Mail among many other gigs.

In his latest piece, Piers lets Irish sporting love/hate figure Roy Keane have it, big time, for quitting his post as manager of the Sunderland football club.

"He's always been an arrogant, selfish loner," opines Piers.

"As an Irishman, I remember well the day he walked out on Ireland's World Cup campaign in 2002, telling the manager, Mick McCarthy, in front of the entire squad, 'You're a f***ing w***er, and you can stick your World Cup up your a**e.'

"Of course, what Keane was really doing was telling the whole of Ireland to stick their World Cup up their a**e. Because without him, any remote chance Ireland had of any success halved overnight. All that mattered to him then was what was best for Roy Keane."

So, tell us how you really feel, Irishman Pierce?

"(Keane) is also a fairly revolting human being and a useless top-flight manager. A genuinely tough guy would stay and fix the mess he has created, not run back to his dog."

Wuff, wuff!