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I really want to love something the way Charlie Sheen reportedly loves cocaine and hookers.

News reports are claiming the spiraling actor spent more than $500,000 on both in the six months before he checked in for his latest stint in rehab.

I guess if you're gonna spin out of control, you ought to do it in style.

Sheen is said to have consumed mountains of cocaine and other drugs as he partied non-stop, according to RadarOnline.

"He spent a fortune. His preference is to smoke the cocaine," RadarOnline reported.

Sheen, 45, also spent tens of thousands of dollars on gifts he bought for hookers - even reportedly buying some of them cars or paying to fly them on private jets to spend some quality time with him.

Does that sound wise? Does that sound like someone in control of their full faculties?

"Charlie's nightly habit would be tens of thousands of dollars of drugs and two girls," said one source. "He would typically pay them $5,000 to $10,000 for the night and would give them cash, check or money transfer. He even bought two girls cars."

Sheen remains in an undisclosed rehab facility in Califonia, where he checked in on Friday, and his CBS show has been put on hiatus. No kidding.

The Hollywood Reporter claimed that the network could stand to lose as much as $250 million in domestic syndication revenue for Warner Brothers Television and many millions more in lost ad revenue for CBS.

Sheen's publicist said the actor was taken to a hospital with severe abdominal pains on Thursday. We hope he calms down.

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